How to recognize an alien

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Have you ever wondered if someone you know is from another planet?Well,I'm here to help you find the answer.You can recognize an alien just by making him do these simple things.To begin with,ask him to catch his right ear with his left hand (or the opposite!)if he can do that,WATCH OUT,there are 50% possibilities he's an alien!

To be sure about it,ask him to do one more thing for you.Firstly,cross his arms and hold his hands with each other.Then,try to get his head between his arms like that:
If he can do that too,then there's no doubt,you have to do with an alien and there's no point in trying to make him understand.Of corse,not all the aliens are like that.Some of them are really clever and I'm a living proof of it.Yeah!You guessed right.I'm an alien too.That's how I know all that stuff.But calm down yourself I am a peaceful one.My mission is to understand how you strange creature called "human" work.So,it's your turn.Introduce yourself.What's your life's purpose?Do you have one?